1 00:00:05,247 --> 00:00:08,419 ♪♪ 2 00:00:08,489 --> 00:00:11,740 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:11,808 --> 00:00:13,458 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:13,516 --> 00:00:15,083 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:18,263 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 6 00:00:18,381 --> 00:00:20,056 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 7 00:00:20,114 --> 00:00:22,010 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 8 00:00:22,068 --> 00:00:24,971 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 9 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:28,600 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 10 00:00:28,704 --> 00:00:32,612 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ *SOUTH PARK* 00:00:39,565 ♪♪ 12 00:00:39,651 --> 00:00:41,166 Welcome to Netflix. 13 00:00:41,224 --> 00:00:44,752 Last year, we approved 16 original shows and movies, 14 00:00:44,830 --> 00:00:49,557 and this year, it is our goal to make that number 1,087. 15 00:00:49,669 --> 00:00:52,636 That's why we here at Netflix are thrilled to be working 16 00:00:52,694 --> 00:00:56,065 with you two comedy geniuses, Terrance and Phillip. 17 00:01:03,784 --> 00:01:05,018 Classic stuff. 18 00:01:05,076 --> 00:01:06,756 Now go ahead and pitch what you're thinking 19 00:01:06,818 --> 00:01:08,651 for your Netflix original series. 20 00:01:08,718 --> 00:01:11,549 Well, we were thinking that we'd do a show 21 00:01:11,607 --> 00:01:13,643 where Phillip and I are on a farm. 22 00:01:13,784 --> 00:01:15,385 With a cow. 23 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:17,950 Okay, I love it so far. 24 00:01:18,065 --> 00:01:20,817 The Sun is just starting to come up, and then... 25 00:01:20,987 --> 00:01:23,159 I fart on Phillip. 26 00:01:23,254 --> 00:01:27,854 And I say, "Terrance! You farted!" 27 00:01:27,976 --> 00:01:29,642 And I... 28 00:01:29,815 --> 00:01:33,495 fart on Terrance. 29 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,156 And then it's like a back and forth kind of thing? It's sort of like a... 30 00:01:36,213 --> 00:01:39,709 It's like a back and forth kind of thing. 31 00:01:40,002 --> 00:01:43,198 I fart on him. 32 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:45,042 He... 33 00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:46,509 farts... 34 00:01:46,737 --> 00:01:47,995 on... 35 00:01:48,135 --> 00:01:49,424 On you. Got it. 36 00:01:49,495 --> 00:01:50,542 No! 37 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:52,643 On the cow. 38 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:57,409 Welcome to Netflix, you sons a bitches! Yeah! 39 00:01:58,088 --> 00:01:59,846 Hooray. 40 00:02:07,797 --> 00:02:09,229 Come on, Tweek! Hurry! 41 00:02:09,401 --> 00:02:10,588 What's going on? 42 00:02:10,646 --> 00:02:13,135 Cartman and his girlfriend are fighting again! 43 00:02:17,985 --> 00:02:19,116 God damn it. 44 00:02:19,176 --> 00:02:20,610 - Sweetheart! - Piece of shit! 45 00:02:23,539 --> 00:02:25,536 Honey! I wanna watch "Terrance and Phillip" 46 00:02:25,594 --> 00:02:26,700 tonight with my friends! 47 00:02:26,758 --> 00:02:28,539 You promised we'd have a date night! 48 00:02:28,597 --> 00:02:29,959 Ugh! 49 00:02:30,347 --> 00:02:31,747 It's just one night, babe! 50 00:02:31,805 --> 00:02:33,225 Stan is having a viewing party, honey! 51 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,576 So then why can't I come?! 52 00:02:35,634 --> 00:02:37,560 "Terrance and Phillip" is guys' night thing baby! 53 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:39,215 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 54 00:02:39,282 --> 00:02:40,631 What the hell are you all doing?! 55 00:02:40,689 --> 00:02:42,404 Watching Heidi get her bitch‐ass kicked! 56 00:02:42,470 --> 00:02:43,678 [Bleep] you, Wendy! 57 00:02:43,736 --> 00:02:45,003 Don't take that crap, Heidi! 58 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,115 Let Cartman have it! 59 00:02:46,173 --> 00:02:49,271 Guys! Guys, this has gone on way too long! 60 00:02:49,358 --> 00:02:52,053 Can't we all stop being so mean to each other? 61 00:02:54,895 --> 00:02:56,729 Shut up, Kyle. You sound like your mom. 62 00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:01,521 That was awesome, baby. I love you. 63 00:03:01,584 --> 00:03:02,998 I love you, too, babe. 64 00:03:03,060 --> 00:03:04,834 - Aww... - Damn it. 65 00:03:04,943 --> 00:03:07,014 Fights over. Kyle ruined it! 66 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,654 All right, everyone. Listen up. 67 00:03:12,756 --> 00:03:14,825 As you know, there has been a lot of bullying 68 00:03:14,892 --> 00:03:17,092 and insensitivity at our school. 69 00:03:17,225 --> 00:03:19,557 To counteract this, it is my firm belief 70 00:03:19,615 --> 00:03:20,948 that South Park Elementary 71 00:03:21,006 --> 00:03:23,795 is in desperate need of a strong woman. 72 00:03:24,076 --> 00:03:25,659 So in looking for a new vice principal, 73 00:03:25,717 --> 00:03:27,558 we wanted to find a powerful, intelligent, 74 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:30,467 and independent female to be a role model for us all. 75 00:03:30,525 --> 00:03:32,151 And with that said, I'd like to introduce 76 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:34,240 our new vice principal... Strong Woman. 77 00:03:37,373 --> 00:03:38,771 Thank you, PC Principal. 78 00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:40,529 All right, everyone. Listen up. 79 00:03:40,685 --> 00:03:42,303 I'm the new vice principal of the school. 80 00:03:42,381 --> 00:03:44,037 My name is Strong Woman. 81 00:03:44,232 --> 00:03:46,185 I've already spent a few days here at the school 82 00:03:46,279 --> 00:03:47,475 watching and observing, 83 00:03:47,533 --> 00:03:49,907 and we definitely have things we can all be working on. 84 00:03:50,010 --> 00:03:51,076 Hey! Stotch! 85 00:03:51,134 --> 00:03:52,631 You do not disrespect Strong Woman 86 00:03:52,689 --> 00:03:54,485 by talking when she's talking. 87 00:03:54,825 --> 00:03:56,993 You really think I couldn't have handled that myself? 88 00:03:57,051 --> 00:03:58,938 Oh! Uh, I was just making sure everything was... 89 00:03:58,996 --> 00:04:01,282 You really had to grab the mic out of my hand like that? 90 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:03,071 Shit. I mean... No, sorry. Sorry, I'm not... 91 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:04,325 Uh, here you go. 92 00:04:04,392 --> 00:04:05,834 I want the girls here at this school 93 00:04:05,892 --> 00:04:07,499 to know that they can talk to me about anything. 94 00:04:07,557 --> 00:04:09,086 But I also want the boys to know 95 00:04:09,144 --> 00:04:11,447 that what I'm looking for is a better place for everybody. 96 00:04:11,505 --> 00:04:12,543 Turning this school around 97 00:04:12,601 --> 00:04:14,423 is going to take work from everyone. 98 00:04:14,696 --> 00:04:16,431 From everyone. 99 00:04:16,658 --> 00:04:19,291 I'm sorry. Am I not doing this correctly? 100 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:22,792 No. No. Sorry! I thought I'd add... Just add for emphasis. 101 00:04:22,985 --> 00:04:26,079 You felt it wasn't strong enough, me saying it? 102 00:04:26,425 --> 00:04:28,954 No, I'm... Uh, I'm sorry. 103 00:04:30,258 --> 00:04:32,292 I'm looking forward to being your vice principal. 104 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,791 And I'm looking forward to turning this school around. 105 00:04:34,892 --> 00:04:36,310 All right. Now, if we have any que‐‐ 106 00:04:36,368 --> 00:04:37,892 I'm not finished. 107 00:04:38,134 --> 00:04:39,435 Right! Oh, I'm sorry. 108 00:04:39,501 --> 00:04:40,925 Pay attention, everybody! 109 00:04:41,025 --> 00:04:44,220 ♪♪ 110 00:04:44,525 --> 00:04:47,625 It's "The Terrance and Phillip Show!" 111 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,064 On Netflix. 112 00:04:49,204 --> 00:04:51,925 ♪♪ 113 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:53,791 Hey, Terrance! 114 00:04:53,962 --> 00:04:58,673 What did the black lawyer say to the Muslim priest? 115 00:04:58,915 --> 00:05:01,876 I don't know, Phillip. What? 116 00:05:15,907 --> 00:05:17,149 Come in! 117 00:05:18,877 --> 00:05:20,556 Did we miss it? It's just starting. 118 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:22,398 Oh, look, honey... Kyle's mom is here! 119 00:05:22,536 --> 00:05:24,243 Shouldn't you be at Temple, Ms. Broflovski? 120 00:05:26,465 --> 00:05:27,509 Hola. 121 00:05:27,566 --> 00:05:30,189 Would you like to buy some chimichangas? 122 00:05:30,377 --> 00:05:32,017 Sí, mi amigo! 123 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:34,847 Here. I'll give you two pesos. 124 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,329 Dude, that's awesome! 125 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:46,212 Wha‐What's wrong, dude? 126 00:05:46,273 --> 00:05:47,919 For the first time, I feel kinda bad 127 00:05:47,977 --> 00:05:49,775 for the person being farted on. 128 00:05:49,919 --> 00:05:52,086 Ohp. Kyle's mom doesn't like the cartoon, guys. 129 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,386 Better shut it off. 130 00:05:55,244 --> 00:05:57,626 Baby, I [bleep] love you so much. 131 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,493 All right, everyone. Listen up. 132 00:06:02,564 --> 00:06:04,946 As you all know, we've been looking for a strong woman 133 00:06:05,004 --> 00:06:07,173 to take on the roll of vice principal at this school. 134 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,241 We couldn't be happier with the selection we've made, 135 00:06:09,298 --> 00:06:11,865 and we're sure she'll be making our school a better place. 136 00:06:12,032 --> 00:06:13,821 So with that, let me turn over the floor 137 00:06:13,879 --> 00:06:16,157 to our new vice principal... Strong Woman. 138 00:06:18,747 --> 00:06:20,626 Thanks, everyone. All right. Listen up. 139 00:06:20,736 --> 00:06:22,207 I fully appreciate that some of you 140 00:06:22,265 --> 00:06:24,173 might be uncomfortable with me being here. 141 00:06:24,231 --> 00:06:26,243 Earlier today, I noticed that some faculty 142 00:06:26,301 --> 00:06:29,733 weren't sure whether to call me Miss Woman or just Strong. 143 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:31,759 If I were a man, you'd probably address me 144 00:06:31,868 --> 00:06:32,923 as Vice Principal Woman, 145 00:06:32,981 --> 00:06:34,667 so why would it should it be any different, huh? 146 00:06:34,724 --> 00:06:37,048 - We good? - M'kay. 147 00:06:37,141 --> 00:06:39,305 So I've been getting to know some of the students here, 148 00:06:39,363 --> 00:06:40,423 and I'm definitely hearing 149 00:06:40,481 --> 00:06:42,127 a lot of frustration and confusion 150 00:06:42,185 --> 00:06:44,829 over issues that all the schools are facing right now. 151 00:06:45,077 --> 00:06:47,708 I also spent some time observing in the cafeteria 152 00:06:47,766 --> 00:06:49,087 and was pretty shocked by the abusive and intolerant language. 153 00:06:49,144 --> 00:06:51,193 ♪♪ Hootie and the Blowfish's "Hold My Hand" plays... 154 00:06:51,251 --> 00:06:52,910 Not sure if any of you have noticed, 155 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:55,220 ♪ With a little love ♪ but a lot of the girls are eating their lunches 156 00:06:55,277 --> 00:06:56,958 ♪ And some tenderness ♪ out on the playground to avoid being around 157 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:58,877 the toxic environment that's been created. 158 00:06:58,944 --> 00:07:01,787 ♪ We'll walk upon the water ♪ It's my intention to make the cafeteria... 159 00:07:01,844 --> 00:07:04,180 ♪ We'll rise above the mess ♪ 160 00:07:04,238 --> 00:07:06,998 ♪ With a little peace ♪ P.E. class is another huge problem at this school. 161 00:07:07,055 --> 00:07:10,532 ♪ And some harmony ♪ The girls' gym outfits... 162 00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:12,358 ♪ We'll take the world together ♪ ...seem not to have been updated since the '60s. 163 00:07:12,415 --> 00:07:14,754 We have a lot of work to do here, I intend to do it quickly. 164 00:07:14,811 --> 00:07:16,243 Excuse me. I‐I'm sorry, 165 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:19,433 but, uh, is anyone else hearing Hootie and the Blowfish 166 00:07:19,491 --> 00:07:21,177 like very, very softly? 167 00:07:21,244 --> 00:07:23,277 ♪ 'Cause I wanna run with you ♪ 168 00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:24,764 Yeah, yeah. I hear it. 169 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:27,498 It's ‐ It's coming from over here somewhere. 170 00:07:27,674 --> 00:07:30,136 Excuse me, everyone. I, um... I need to get to the restroom. 171 00:07:30,194 --> 00:07:31,600 Sorry. I'll be right back. 172 00:07:43,339 --> 00:07:44,305 Hold on, hold on. Over here. Over here. 173 00:07:51,811 --> 00:07:54,483 ♪♪ 174 00:07:54,551 --> 00:07:55,659 Therefore... 175 00:07:55,717 --> 00:07:57,253 Join together, let no man... 176 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:58,777 Ugh! 177 00:07:58,844 --> 00:08:02,707 ♪♪ 178 00:08:02,921 --> 00:08:06,454 ♪♪ 179 00:08:06,811 --> 00:08:10,419 ♪♪ 180 00:08:10,739 --> 00:08:14,450 ♪♪ 181 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:18,216 That's it. That's it, Kyle. 182 00:08:19,044 --> 00:08:21,959 ♪♪ 183 00:08:22,024 --> 00:08:25,060 ♪♪ 184 00:08:25,210 --> 00:08:28,053 ♪♪ 185 00:08:28,209 --> 00:08:30,881 ♪♪ 186 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:33,022 No more. 187 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:36,256 No more of them doody jokes. 188 00:08:37,842 --> 00:08:40,139 No more watching cartoons of people... 189 00:08:40,273 --> 00:08:42,264 people having to go doody, 190 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:46,772 and poo‐pooing on each other's heads. 191 00:08:47,576 --> 00:08:49,731 It's not funny anymore, is it, Kyle? 192 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:52,857 ♪♪ 193 00:08:53,277 --> 00:08:56,881 ♪♪ Hootie and the Blowfish's "Hold My Hand" plays... 194 00:08:58,529 --> 00:09:00,115 ♪ With a little love ♪ 195 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,710 ♪♪ Music plays muffled... 196 00:09:01,777 --> 00:09:03,310 ♪ And some tenderness ♪ 197 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,110 ♪♪ Music plays normally... 198 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:08,076 ♪ We'll walk upon the water ♪ 199 00:09:10,669 --> 00:09:12,135 Hello there, Mister... 200 00:09:12,193 --> 00:09:13,276 Principal, is it? 201 00:09:13,334 --> 00:09:14,740 That's right. I'm PC Principal. 202 00:09:14,798 --> 00:09:16,198 What's bringing you in today? 203 00:09:16,343 --> 00:09:18,976 I'm, uh, having this problem with my ears. 204 00:09:19,051 --> 00:09:21,851 There's like a persistent kind of a... ringing going on. 205 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:24,813 Okay. Can you describe the ringing? 206 00:09:24,975 --> 00:09:26,936 It's, uh, Hootie and the Blowfish. 207 00:09:27,277 --> 00:09:28,920 You're hearing a song? 208 00:09:29,144 --> 00:09:31,877 Yeah, um, there's a new woman 209 00:09:31,944 --> 00:09:34,377 that has joined our faculty. Her name is Strong Woman. 210 00:09:34,623 --> 00:09:35,951 And, uh, she seems to have set off 211 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,623 some kind of device in my ears. 212 00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:40,553 So, maybe you're having some feelings for her. 213 00:09:40,696 --> 00:09:42,693 No, that couldn't be it. We work in the same place, 214 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,292 so it'd be impossible for me to like her. 215 00:09:44,349 --> 00:09:46,715 I'm thinking there must be some kind of device in my ears. 216 00:09:47,015 --> 00:09:48,311 Well, I looked, 217 00:09:48,369 --> 00:09:51,136 and Hootie and the Blowfish aren't in your ears. 218 00:09:51,311 --> 00:09:54,623 I believe your hearing them in your mind and your heart. 219 00:09:54,948 --> 00:09:56,678 Oh. dude. 220 00:09:57,357 --> 00:09:58,677 Bro. 221 00:10:05,952 --> 00:10:07,795 You may enter. 222 00:10:10,759 --> 00:10:12,139 Vice Principal Woman? 223 00:10:12,295 --> 00:10:14,576 Yes? What can I do for you? 224 00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:15,997 My name's Kyle, 225 00:10:16,055 --> 00:10:18,021 and I've been doing a lot of changing lately. 226 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,428 I came because I might be able to offer some... 227 00:10:20,524 --> 00:10:22,124 insight into our problems here. 228 00:10:22,545 --> 00:10:24,385 Please. By all means. 229 00:10:24,818 --> 00:10:27,010 You see, there's a culture at this school 230 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:28,397 that embraces meanness, 231 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:31,195 and I believe now it comes from a Canadian TV show. 232 00:10:31,309 --> 00:10:33,408 All the boys watch it. I did, too. 233 00:10:33,585 --> 00:10:34,990 We all laughed while they... 234 00:10:35,088 --> 00:10:37,107 farted on innocent people's heads. 235 00:10:37,623 --> 00:10:38,689 The thing is... 236 00:10:38,826 --> 00:10:41,107 I never felt for the person being farted on... 237 00:10:41,397 --> 00:10:42,748 until now. 238 00:10:43,335 --> 00:10:45,756 I want to work with you to try open people's eyes. 239 00:10:45,881 --> 00:10:47,842 Because I get it now. 240 00:10:48,725 --> 00:10:51,272 You want to blame farts? 241 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,873 That seems kind of ridiculous, doesn't it? 242 00:10:54,678 --> 00:10:55,706 What? 243 00:10:55,764 --> 00:10:57,045 I mean, it's a slippery slope 244 00:10:57,162 --> 00:10:58,222 when we start pointing the finger 245 00:10:58,279 --> 00:10:59,647 for our own short comings. 246 00:10:59,717 --> 00:11:02,154 But... But I thought for sure you would be on my side. 247 00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:04,593 Kind of sounds like something my mother would say, actually. 248 00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:06,811 What?! Oh, forget it! 249 00:11:10,615 --> 00:11:12,318 May I have your attention please? 250 00:11:12,561 --> 00:11:14,276 Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons 251 00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:15,850 are available at the front desk. 252 00:11:15,982 --> 00:11:17,674 Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons 253 00:11:17,732 --> 00:11:18,855 are available at the front desk. 254 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,193 Thank you. 255 00:11:22,052 --> 00:11:24,709 Come on. We gotta get outta here! 256 00:11:27,584 --> 00:11:30,990 ♪ Hold my hand ♪ 257 00:11:31,139 --> 00:11:33,107 ♪ Want you to hold my hand ♪ 258 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,193 ♪ Hold my hand ♪ 259 00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:36,831 You wanted to see me, PC Principal? 260 00:11:36,889 --> 00:11:38,090 ♪ I'll take you to... ♪ Oh, yes! 261 00:11:38,147 --> 00:11:39,412 Yes, Mackey, uh... 262 00:11:39,506 --> 00:11:41,026 I just wanted to see how you thought 263 00:11:41,084 --> 00:11:42,615 it was going with Strong Woman. 264 00:11:42,673 --> 00:11:44,732 Well, she seems to be acclimating fine, m'kay. 265 00:11:44,826 --> 00:11:46,334 The kids really respect her. 266 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,967 Do you know, um... 267 00:11:48,131 --> 00:11:50,583 Do you know if Strong Woman has a boyfriend? 268 00:11:50,641 --> 00:11:51,693 What?! 269 00:11:51,751 --> 00:11:52,825 Nothing. Just forget it. 270 00:11:52,883 --> 00:11:54,712 Are you out of your [bleep] mind?! 271 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,493 Askin' if a co‐worker is available in today's times?! 272 00:11:57,555 --> 00:12:00,060 I just wanted to know because if she's unavailable, 273 00:12:00,118 --> 00:12:02,258 then maybe I can get my head off of her, all right?! 274 00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:04,360 Oh, boy, this is bad. 275 00:12:04,485 --> 00:12:06,415 This is real bad. 276 00:12:06,491 --> 00:12:07,688 I don't know how it happened. 277 00:12:07,751 --> 00:12:08,841 I know it's inappropriate, 278 00:12:08,899 --> 00:12:10,587 and yet I can't stop thinking about her. 279 00:12:10,712 --> 00:12:12,102 I think I'm sick. 280 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:15,805 Look, this is real [bleep] fire you're playin' with, M'kay? 281 00:12:15,876 --> 00:12:18,071 I'm gonna get someone down here from HR! 282 00:12:18,157 --> 00:12:20,930 HR? Is that, like, Hootie removal? 283 00:12:20,988 --> 00:12:22,719 No, Human Resources! 284 00:12:22,786 --> 00:12:24,701 The people that come in to make sure everything's 285 00:12:24,758 --> 00:12:25,782 kept on the level. 286 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,231 We gotta get you back on track! 287 00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:35,325 Is Canada a bad influence on the United States? 288 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,813 A group of young people called "Millennials Against Canada" 289 00:12:38,871 --> 00:12:42,270 think so, and we are joined by their leader, Kyle Broflovski. 290 00:12:42,348 --> 00:12:43,585 Thanks for having me, Tom. 291 00:12:43,739 --> 00:12:46,825 Young man, you say Canada is to blame for most of our problems. 292 00:12:46,995 --> 00:12:49,832 All I'm saying is that there's a culture that originates 293 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:51,986 from Canada which is at least partly to blame for the state 294 00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:53,102 of our country now. 295 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,938 To respond to this, we're now joined 296 00:12:54,996 --> 00:12:57,004 by the Canadian Minister of Streaming. 297 00:12:57,145 --> 00:12:58,512 Thanks for having me, buddy. 298 00:12:58,614 --> 00:13:01,278 Minister, how do you answer to these angry millennials? 299 00:13:01,442 --> 00:13:03,455 Well, they're pissed off because their country sucks, 300 00:13:03,512 --> 00:13:04,783 so they wanna point the finger at us. 301 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,501 I'm saying we're all guilty, too. 302 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:08,274 I grew up watching Terrance and Phillip, 303 00:13:08,332 --> 00:13:10,519 and I thought it was funny. So, you thought it was funny, 304 00:13:10,576 --> 00:13:11,582 but now it's not funny? 305 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,692 No, it was never funny. I see it differently now! 306 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:15,075 Oh, so you want to censor it? 307 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,368 We don't want to censor it, 308 00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:18,293 we just want to get rid of it! 309 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,345 Uh‐huh. You sound like a Jewish Mother. 310 00:13:20,403 --> 00:13:22,899 Oh, see?! That's what I'm talking about right there! 311 00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:26,035 That kind of mean, degrading, Canadian trash. 312 00:13:26,129 --> 00:13:28,024 Now, I resent that! I find that racist. 313 00:13:28,082 --> 00:13:29,697 Canadians should care about the rest of the world! 314 00:13:29,754 --> 00:13:31,035 You are a racist, fwiend! 315 00:13:31,105 --> 00:13:32,349 And if you have a problem with Canada, 316 00:13:32,406 --> 00:13:33,915 maybe you should talk to your backward president! 317 00:13:33,972 --> 00:13:35,438 ‐Maybe I will! ‐'Kay, go ahead! 318 00:13:35,505 --> 00:13:36,653 Maybe I know the president. 319 00:13:36,711 --> 00:13:38,407 Oh, sure you do, just like all Jewish moms 320 00:13:38,465 --> 00:13:39,689 because you don't understand how... 321 00:13:39,746 --> 00:13:41,041 - Stop calling me that! - Can I finish?! 322 00:13:41,098 --> 00:13:42,275 That's all you know is how to be mean and... 323 00:13:42,332 --> 00:13:43,838 There's not a... Can I finish please?! 324 00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:45,478 Because you were all raised on it yourselves! 325 00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:47,121 Please, can I finish?! 326 00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:50,572 All right, I'm finished. 327 00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:52,903 All right, everyone, listen up. 328 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:55,524 As you know we want to provide a safe work environment 329 00:13:55,582 --> 00:13:56,905 for all our employees. 330 00:13:57,059 --> 00:13:58,771 Sometimes feelings do arise 331 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,129 and we are tempted by the devil to act upon them. 332 00:14:01,489 --> 00:14:03,635 So we've been reaching out to Human Resources Division 333 00:14:03,693 --> 00:14:05,530 as I think we can all use someone to tell us 334 00:14:05,588 --> 00:14:08,171 about what is and isn't considered misconduct. 335 00:14:08,268 --> 00:14:09,830 She has some great advice for us, 336 00:14:09,888 --> 00:14:12,181 so now please welcome Heather Conduct. 337 00:14:12,239 --> 00:14:13,557 Go ahead, Miss Conduct. 338 00:14:13,744 --> 00:14:15,627 Hello, everyone, my name is Miss Conduct. 339 00:14:15,741 --> 00:14:17,556 I'm here to talk about making sure we avoid 340 00:14:17,614 --> 00:14:20,010 any trouble at this school, m'all right? 341 00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:22,438 M'kay. 342 00:14:22,505 --> 00:14:23,514 M'all right. 343 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:24,994 Now, by a show of hands, 344 00:14:25,052 --> 00:14:28,713 who's ever had inappropriate feelings for a co‐worker? 345 00:14:35,298 --> 00:14:37,287 ♪♪ 346 00:14:37,345 --> 00:14:40,658 Well, hello there, little girl. 347 00:14:40,728 --> 00:14:43,538 Are you selling girl scout cookies? 348 00:14:43,728 --> 00:14:46,455 Why, yes I am. How about a snickerdoodle? 349 00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:50,322 All right. You asked for it. 350 00:14:56,939 --> 00:15:00,947 Oh! Oh, I think I shit my pants. 351 00:15:02,374 --> 00:15:04,803 All right! That's it! Everyone stop! 352 00:15:04,868 --> 00:15:06,556 We're shutting it down! 353 00:15:12,572 --> 00:15:14,587 We are Millennials Against Canada! 354 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,459 We demand this kind of bullying 355 00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:18,376 Canadian entertainment be stopped! 356 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,771 Didn't think I'd live long enough to see 357 00:15:20,829 --> 00:15:22,884 this all happen again. 358 00:15:25,005 --> 00:15:28,272 More and More millennials are turning into Jewish mothers 359 00:15:28,339 --> 00:15:31,658 today as they demand the censorship of entertainment. 360 00:15:31,853 --> 00:15:34,673 The protesters say they're not giving up and are demanding 361 00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:37,548 to speak with the president of the United States. 362 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,975 Here you go! Call is coming in on your phone! 363 00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:43,076 Good give it here! Yes, hello? 364 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,603 This is the leader of the Millennials Against Canada. 365 00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:47,759 Kyle, what the [bleep] are you doing? 366 00:15:47,853 --> 00:15:50,353 Oh, I'm sorry I'm taking a stand and doing something. 367 00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:53,337 I realize this doesn't gel with your nihilism! 368 00:15:53,462 --> 00:15:55,759 Okay, dude. I didn't want to have say this, 369 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,938 but you're really starting to sound like your mom. 370 00:15:58,064 --> 00:15:59,389 I'm not like my mom! 371 00:15:59,447 --> 00:16:00,592 I'm gonna make a difference! 372 00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:01,951 It's gonna feel real good! 373 00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:03,579 Kyle? Kyle! 374 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,838 Don't do this man! 375 00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:06,225 You can't mess with this shit 376 00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:07,654 while You Know Who is in office! 377 00:16:07,712 --> 00:16:09,238 We're all gonna die!! 378 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:13,272 ♪♪ 379 00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:14,999 M'all right, so now everyone, 380 00:16:15,069 --> 00:16:17,203 we're gonna do some role playing, m'all right, 381 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:20,436 talk about appropriate ways we can talk in the workplace. 382 00:16:20,603 --> 00:16:23,155 Can I... Can I get a volunteer to role play with me? 383 00:16:23,256 --> 00:16:25,917 M'all right? How about you Mister, uh... 384 00:16:25,975 --> 00:16:27,202 Mr. Mackey. 385 00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:29,636 M'all right, come on up here. 386 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,902 M'all right now, we're just gonna pretend 387 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,253 it's a normal morning before work 388 00:16:33,311 --> 00:16:34,881 and we're startin' the day. M'all right? 389 00:16:35,444 --> 00:16:37,655 Oh, Mr. Mackey, good morning. 390 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,288 Good morning, uh, Miss Conduct. 391 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,085 Now did you have a nice night? 392 00:16:42,327 --> 00:16:44,202 Yeah, yeah, it was good. 393 00:16:44,366 --> 00:16:46,499 M'all right, okay, well, good luck today, 394 00:16:46,561 --> 00:16:47,895 and I hope that our working relationship 395 00:16:47,952 --> 00:16:50,272 can continue be honest and straightforward. 396 00:16:50,389 --> 00:16:53,136 Oh, I'm very open and honest, I promise you that. 397 00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:56,069 I can see that, you've got very honest eyes, m'all right. 398 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,692 M'all right, I probably shouldn't have said 399 00:16:57,749 --> 00:16:59,046 "You have honest eyes," m'all right. 400 00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:00,646 That's a bit crossin' the line commenting 401 00:17:00,703 --> 00:17:02,964 on his physical attributes, m'all right? That's bad. 402 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,600 I'm gonna stick to just talking about work only, m'all right? 403 00:17:05,803 --> 00:17:07,878 So, uh, Mr. Mackey, what methods do you use 404 00:17:07,936 --> 00:17:09,236 for counseling the students? 405 00:17:09,389 --> 00:17:11,605 Oh, I mostly use a semi‐cognitive approach 406 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,249 adapted by Kiezrick Solomon. 407 00:17:13,311 --> 00:17:14,714 Wow, you studied Solomon? 408 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,764 He was actually my thesis in college. 409 00:17:16,866 --> 00:17:19,558 Are you serious? Nobody I talk to has ever even heard of him! 410 00:17:19,616 --> 00:17:21,097 No! Same here! 411 00:17:21,155 --> 00:17:22,736 What made you attracted to his work? 412 00:17:22,803 --> 00:17:25,522 Well, it's just such a natural approach, m'kay. 413 00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:26,714 M'all right. M'all right. 414 00:17:26,772 --> 00:17:28,129 When I read it, you know, first, I was like, 415 00:17:28,186 --> 00:17:29,702 - "Whoa, okay." - M'all right. 416 00:17:29,769 --> 00:17:31,397 "This just really makes sense," you know? 417 00:17:31,503 --> 00:17:33,303 Well, m'all right. 418 00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:35,069 Mmm'kay. 419 00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:36,631 M'all right. 420 00:17:44,269 --> 00:17:46,930 Mister President, you need to do something 421 00:17:46,988 --> 00:17:48,569 about your millennials! 422 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:51,683 What do you want me to do? 423 00:17:52,144 --> 00:17:54,527 Terrance and Phillip are Canada's largest export! 424 00:17:54,636 --> 00:17:57,302 They account for 80% of our gross national product! 425 00:17:57,369 --> 00:18:00,503 If your citizens mess with them, they mess with all of us. 426 00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:03,569 Look, I'm president of the United States. 427 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,477 I can't get involved in every petty little protest 428 00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:08,103 against a third world country. 429 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,386 Third world country?! How dare you! 430 00:18:10,519 --> 00:18:12,175 Canada is second world at least! 431 00:18:12,378 --> 00:18:14,813 Now, you listen here, Mr. Buddy! 432 00:18:14,899 --> 00:18:17,649 Either you stop the embargo on the "Terrance and Phillip show," 433 00:18:17,743 --> 00:18:20,438 or we'll bring in our own troops to stop it ourselves! 434 00:18:20,594 --> 00:18:23,579 Are you threatening us, you beady‐eyed Canuck? 435 00:18:23,672 --> 00:18:26,052 I'm simply telling you that Canada will do 436 00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:27,821 what it must to protect itself! 437 00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:31,247 Then I guess both our countries better be prepared. 438 00:18:31,602 --> 00:18:34,269 ♪♪ Dramatic music plays... 439 00:18:34,336 --> 00:18:35,927 And then, you know, I was looking for 440 00:18:35,985 --> 00:18:37,536 something to get away from the city. 441 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,027 - I've never really been a city person. - M'all right. M'all right. 442 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,430 I definitely get that. M'all right. 443 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,796 I like hiking around, being around in nature, M'kay. 444 00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:44,329 I agree, I agree, the city's bad. 445 00:18:44,409 --> 00:18:47,339 I love hiking, too. What are some of your favorite places? 446 00:18:47,425 --> 00:18:49,445 Well you know Mount Evans is always nice. 447 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,557 M'all right. M'all right. 448 00:18:54,527 --> 00:18:56,070 What the hell is that? 449 00:18:56,128 --> 00:18:57,800 There's some kind of... 450 00:18:57,862 --> 00:19:00,034 military alert going out. 451 00:19:00,112 --> 00:19:01,890 All right, military alert everyone. 452 00:19:01,948 --> 00:19:03,002 Let's get to the hallways 453 00:19:03,069 --> 00:19:04,336 and get the students to the gymnasium. 454 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,569 Come on. Let's move! 455 00:19:05,636 --> 00:19:08,792 ♪♪ Helicopter blades whirring... 456 00:19:11,589 --> 00:19:13,132 It's the National Guard! 457 00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:14,269 The National Guard?! 458 00:19:14,336 --> 00:19:17,007 It's the President! He wants to talk to you. 459 00:19:17,065 --> 00:19:18,901 Yes, this is Millennials Against Canada. 460 00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:21,453 Yeah, listen this thing is kind of escalating. 461 00:19:21,511 --> 00:19:23,143 You people need to call it quits. 462 00:19:23,237 --> 00:19:24,745 We can't do that, Mr. President. 463 00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:26,737 Someone has to do what's right! 464 00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:29,069 What exactly do you want? 465 00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:30,987 What do I want?! 466 00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:33,042 I want a world... 467 00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:35,948 where laughter doesn't come at someone else's expense, 468 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:40,169 where people can live freely without fear of being farted on. 469 00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:45,362 I want a world where you aren't ridiculed for trying to help! 470 00:19:45,636 --> 00:19:47,972 A world where a nice girl that I liked 471 00:19:48,081 --> 00:19:50,339 isn't turned into another Eric Cartman! 472 00:19:50,534 --> 00:19:52,956 These Canadians are in the way of that world 473 00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:55,714 and everything they do and everything they have done 474 00:19:55,808 --> 00:19:58,190 needs to be erased from the Earth! 475 00:19:59,362 --> 00:20:01,261 Geez, I got a little chub. 476 00:20:04,589 --> 00:20:06,847 Let's go! Everyone to the gymnasium now! 477 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:09,222 You heard her! Move it people! 478 00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:13,704 I have to make sure all the classrooms are empty. 479 00:20:13,761 --> 00:20:15,331 You go take cover with the kids! 480 00:20:15,643 --> 00:20:16,862 I'm coming, too! 481 00:20:17,104 --> 00:20:18,808 I'm your Vice Principal! 482 00:20:19,249 --> 00:20:20,948 All right, come on! 483 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:24,198 Oh, no. What's wrong? 484 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,283 Vice Principal Woman, I need to ask you something. 485 00:20:26,401 --> 00:20:29,042 Okay. This is very difficult, but, uh... 486 00:20:29,143 --> 00:20:30,218 What? What?! 487 00:20:30,276 --> 00:20:31,430 Well, as you can see, 488 00:20:31,487 --> 00:20:32,783 there is a door in front of us. 489 00:20:32,869 --> 00:20:33,904 Yes, there is. 490 00:20:33,962 --> 00:20:35,380 I would like to open this door for you, 491 00:20:35,437 --> 00:20:37,556 however I understand the gender‐based biases 492 00:20:37,614 --> 00:20:38,673 that this could imply. 493 00:20:38,731 --> 00:20:39,834 Why do you need to open the door? 494 00:20:39,891 --> 00:20:40,913 I don't need to open the door. 495 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,546 I'd just be opening it and holding it the same way 496 00:20:42,603 --> 00:20:44,518 I would for counselor Mackey, a student, or anyone else. 497 00:20:44,575 --> 00:20:45,982 Somebody's going to have to open the door, 498 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,236 or we could die out here. 499 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:54,783 ♪♪ Synchronized by srjanapala 500 00:20:56,322 --> 00:21:01,845 ♪ With a little love and some tenderness ♪ 501 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,306 ♪ We'll walk upon the water ♪ 502 00:21:05,656 --> 00:21:08,134 ♪ We'll rise above the mess ♪ 503 00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:11,259 ♪ We'll take the world together ♪ 504 00:21:11,588 --> 00:21:14,493 ♪ We'll take 'em by the hand ♪ 505 00:21:15,311 --> 00:21:19,081 ♪ 'Cause I've got a hand for you ♪ 506 00:21:20,898 --> 00:21:24,738 ♪ 'Cause I wanna run with you ♪ 507 00:21:25,011 --> 00:21:27,088 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 508 00:21:27,597 --> 00:21:30,641 ♪ I saw you standing there ♪ 509 00:21:31,247 --> 00:21:33,681 ♪ Your head was down, your eyes were red ♪ 510 00:21:33,829 --> 00:21:35,785 ♪ No comb had touched your hair ♪ 511 00:21:35,843 --> 00:21:42,179 ♪ I said get up, and let me see you smile ♪ 512 00:21:42,351 --> 00:21:47,502 ♪ We'll take a walk together, walk the road awhile ♪ 513 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,000 May I have your attention please? 514 00:21:51,114 --> 00:21:52,810 Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons 515 00:21:52,868 --> 00:21:54,329 are available at the front desk. 516 00:21:54,615 --> 00:21:56,286 Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons 517 00:21:56,344 --> 00:21:57,472 are available at the front desk. 518 00:21:57,529 --> 00:21:59,010 Thank you. 519 00:22:00,255 --> 00:22:02,997 Come on. We gotta get outta here!